I want to tell you a joke today....
Daddy says his grandmother told him this joke when he was about my age.He said his mother would get mad that her mother was telling them 'bad' jokes!
Okay, there are these three couples that are really good friends, and they do everything together.
One night they all decide to go out and eat.
On the way home, they hit a patch of ice in the road and have an accident.
They were going really fast, and the accident was very spectacular, and unfortunately, they were all killed.
So now they're all just outside Heaven.
They see two lines, one leads to the pearly gates and St. Peter, and they assume the other goes to the other place!
Naturally, they get in the line leading to St. Peter.
When the first couple gets to St. Peter, he looks at them and says, "Mr. Jones, your were a very greedy man in life.
You spent your entire life in the pursuit of money.
No amount was sufficient for you.
In fact, you were so obsessed with money that you married a woman named Penny.
Therefore, you will not be entering the Kingdom of Heaven.
Please go and stand in the other line."
So they left and went to the other line....
The second couple came up to St. Peter, and he said, "Mr. Smith, you are a drunkard!
You spent your entire life in pursuit of liquor.
No amount could satiate you.
In fact, you were so obsessed with liquor that you married a woman named Brandy.
Therefore, you will not be entering the Kingdom of Heaven.
Please go and stand in the other line."
So they left and went to the other line...
Upon seeing all this, the third couple became concerned.
The man turned to his wife and said, "Fanny, I dont think we're going to get in either.
We better just go get in the other line now."
Tonight, we are having That Stuff®.
I will post the recipe, photos of the process, and a review tomorrow!
This is very predictable and so very cool.
If this doesn't do anything to you, you're made of stone!
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