Peach Blossoms at the Springs Farm Peach Orchard

It's a glorious day!
I know it's been a while since I posted, but I have had the flu!
Daddy says we get it at church.
At our church, everybody wants to shake your hand. By the time you get home, you have about 400 people's hand germs on your hand. And when you shake someone's hand, you exchange germs with them. Before long, you have the entire assemblage of germs.
THEN....you touch your eyes or nose or mouth before you get a chance to wash, and BAM! you got the flu.
But wait...that's not all...
On Wednesday, when you go back, and you're starting to feel better, BAM! It's handshaking time again.
It's a never-ending cycle of germ collection.
Daddy says from now on he's just gonna do the fist thing. I guess he figures you cant get too many germs from giving someone the fist. The problem with the fist thing is that only younger cats are hip to it even though it started out in the 70's. Older cats dont know what it is.
It's a bit awkward to offer the fist thing when they're holding out their germ covered hand.
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Oh, I almost forgot...Just to ensure a thorough germ exchange, the church stations people they call 'greeters' at EVERY entrance to the church facility. You cant get in if you dont shake their hand! And remember, they've already been shaking germy hands before you got there! So they 'greet' you with germs!

Required Reading
Okay, enough of that. Here's another picture of the peach blossoms.

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Surprise?
That's an understatement!
My heavens! Look at that face! He's terrifying! I dont know about you, but if this evil rabbit showed up at our house we'd all be running for cover. I cant imagine a child anywhere on the face of the planet that would get excited about having this thing standing on their front door stoop! I dont care what he's bringing!
I hope you all have a beautiful Easter and please remember it's not really about a bunny or eggs, or any of that other stuff!



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