Getting Ready to Go to China!

Mommy and Daddy have just about got everything ready to go to China!
Mommy's a bit anxious, but Daddy is really cool.

They've spent A LOT of time here these past few weeks.

So much time, in fact, that Daddy got in trouble and now he's not allowed in the Wal-Mart anymore!

You see, Mommy was MAKING him go every time she went, and he was getting a little bored. So he was getting a little mischievous and went a little too far.

The manager at the Wal-Mart sent Mommy this letter:

Re: Mr. Roy Xxxx
Multiple Complaints

Dear Mrs. Xxxx,
Over the past several Weeks, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behaviour and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are attending counselling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against him have been compiled and are listed below.

15 Things Mr. Xxxx has done while his spouse is shopping:

• January 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
• February 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
• February 7: Made a trail of lemon juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom.
• February 13: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares. Take immediate action.... and watched what happened.
• February 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
• February 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
• March 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
• March 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
• March 10: While handling guns in the sporting goods department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
• April 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
• April 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
• April 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
• April 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
• April 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
• April 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

I think he'll be a different man once he gets back from China!